Olga, the Traveling Bra |
reunion party, the unmentionable happened! Suddenly and without
warning, she grabbed me and tossed me aside like dirty laundry! And
then, to my shock and horror, replaced me with a new, strappy little
number named Victoria!
(Now, it’s no Secret that Victoria is a great big show-off. Her penchant
for hangin' with the big boys and always having to be out in front is
well-documented. There were even rumors that she tried hooking up
with a larger-than-life couple from Silicone Valley...but they turned out to
be fake.)
What a bombshell!...I was floored! And I watched everything I once held
dear to me walk out the door...with Victoria holding my place of honor...
I never felt so empty.
While Victoria and The Girls were out hootin' it up into the wee hours
of the morning, I was left all alone in that cold, dark (but tastefully
decorated) house, racking my brain for some reason as to why
everything had suddenly gone so terribly wrong!
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| WARDROBE MALFUNCTION |
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